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52 card pick up

Tonight while playing backjack and gin with my roommates on a whim i asked Eric if he knew how to play 52 card pick up. Unfortunate for him he didn't so i did the evil spraying of the cards all over the kitchen floor. What was funny to me is that prior to this event i had him promise whoever lost had to do the dishes. He was a good sport.

every man's wet dream

I caught the beginning of the mtv music awards and was shocked at what i saw. Britney and Christina rein-acted Madonna's like a virgin act on stage with a huge wedding cake. They rolled around on the floor at the same time while wearing white wedding dress / negligee numbers. Moments later Madonna makes an entrance in all black and they do some choreography. But here's the kicker Madonna turns to Britney and kisses her, not tight lipped either. She did the same to Christina. That is some crazy shit.

midnight activity

My roommate Eric just walked in to say he couldn't sleep and asked for a remedy. I proudly handed over a 4 hour porn of cumming attractions that he happily accepted then turned and scurried off to his room.

sister's boyfriend making a pass ?

Ben, my twin sister's boyfriend sent me an email. I was a little put off by it. At first glance it seemed like he was insinuating having sex via isight. After further reading it was clear my sister was apart of this dirty hoax. hahaha dirty bastards

gay magnet ?

Why is it that no matter what city i am in i attract gay men. I was at school to speak with my advisor when a little flamboyant asian boy walks up to me and starts up a conversation as if we were age old friends. Do they find comfort in me in some strange motherly way ? I have no clue. Don't take me wrong i don't have a problem with anybodies sexual orientation. Most of my male friends are gay and i love them to death. Let me tell you i get approached 10x the amount by gay men then i do by straight men, actually i seldom ever get approached by straight men. There's my problem.

buddy

tonight i was informed that the family dog Buddy had passed away. It wasn't a huge surprise to me because he had some health problems that had developed in his old age. What disturbed me was that he had passed almost a month ago. My poor mother didn't know how to approach me with the bad news. Mother's they always try to protect you.

For memorial purposes the vet made imprints of Buddy's paw in three ceramic plaques. After baking they attached locks of Buddy's hair on each plaque along with inscribing his name , birth date, and the date of his passing. Some may say this is over board but i could give a shit, i loved that dog and he deserved it.
My mother is sending me a care package containing miscellanious items as well as some cheese, crackers, and some steak. This is her way of making it up to me.

not now

I went over to san francisco to meet up with some friends on a my way to a party. The company was nice and i actually had a great time conversing with people i knew.
The problem was on my way home. Since i am not familiar with the city i headed south instead of north on the 101. When i realized my mistake i turned around to head home. On my way i ran over something and suffered a flat tire.
After getting the tire replaced i arrived home around 6 am, it was already light out. i had the worst time falling alseep.

i'm here

it has been 17 days since i made the move from chicago to oakland ,ca and i'm still settling into my place. the past few weeks have gone by fast and were kinda lonely but i managed go out with some people i had met the last time i was here.

Testing

I've always been a big fan of fish. How about you? No? Why not? I think you should like the fish.

I've always been a big fan of fish. How about you? No? Why not? I think you should like the fish.

I've always been a big fan of fish. How about you? No? Why not? I think you should like the fish.